Washing Machine

Number of times Elsie has pressed the buttons on the washing machine: 175
Number of times I've told Elsie not to touch the buttons on the washing machine: 175
Number of times Elsie has laughed at me for telling her not to touch the buttons on the washing machine: 175

Currently Googling:

• "How to reason with a toddler" 
• "Things a toddler finds more interesting than a washing machine"
• "Why won't you go to the rinse cycle you f&%king thing?"
• "How to de-program an Indesit washing machine"
• "Cheap second-hand washing machines"